Medical Examination
Moron writing his medical entrance exam gives definitions as follows:-
Antibody: Against everybody
Artery: Study of fine paintings
Genes: Blue denims
Hymen: Greeting to several males
Labour pain: Hurt at work
Liposuction: French kiss
Microbes: Small dressing gowns
Cardiology: Advanced study of playing cards
Cat scan: Searching for lost cat
Coma: Punctuation mark
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria !
Date: Friday, October 24th, 2008, 10:49:03 UTC +0000
